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		<description><![CDATA[Table Banking verb [tey-buhl bangk-ing] While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else’s cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server. Tattoo Remorse noun [tat-too ri-mawrs] Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=155&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Table Banking</strong></span> verb [tey-buhl bangk-ing] While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else’s cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Tattoo Remorse</strong></span> noun [tat-too ri-mawrs] Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.</span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Text Killer</strong> </span>noun [tekst-kil-er] Phrases and words such as “lol yeah” and “haha ok” that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Textrovert </span></strong>noun [tekst-roh-vert hahy] Someone who is extroverted in texts,emails,and instant messages,but shy in person.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Tired High</span></strong> adjective [tahyuhrd] When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn’t.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Tramp Stamp</strong></span> noun [tramp stamp] A derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70’s, 80‘s, and even early 90’s. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Typeractive</strong></span> adjective [tahy-per-ak-tiv] Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Toastle MacRoastled</strong></span> adjective [tohst-l-mac-rohstl-id] To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term “high.”</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Traffic Tourattes</strong></span> noun [traf-ik tou·rette] The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scene adjective [seen] The term “Scene” usually deals with Hardcore/Fashioncore kids. Guys and Girls who are usually (almost ALWAYS) Egotistic, Self-Centered, Narcissistic. Loves taking pictures of themselves. The pictures usually consist of the scene he/she throwing a peace sign and making a sassy facial expression. The scene he/she with big glasses. The scene he/she with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=149&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Scene </strong></span>adjective [seen] The term “Scene” usually deals with Hardcore/Fashioncore kids. Guys and Girls who are usually (almost ALWAYS) Egotistic, Self-Centered, Narcissistic. Loves taking pictures of themselves. The pictures usually consist of the scene he/she throwing a peace sign and making a sassy facial expression. The scene he/she with big glasses. The scene he/she with their hand almost covering their mouth and the eyes to the side as if they were saying “uh oh”. Finally, the scene he/she with his or her crew.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Slip of the Thumbs</span></strong> idiom [slip of the thuhms] When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you’re about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.<br />
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Slurring your Tex</strong></span>t idiom [slur-ing yoor tekst] When you’re so drunk that you’re texts are unreadable.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Sexting</strong></span> verb [shecek-ting] The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Shoe Whore</strong></span> noun [shoo hawr, hohr or, often, hoor] One who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.</span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Shopaholic </strong></span>noun [shop-a-haw-lik] A shopaholic is a person that loves shopping, and might even be addicted to it.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Social Plagarism</strong></span> noun [soh-shuhl pley-juh-riz-uhm] When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Social Netlurking</span></strong> verb [soh-shuhl net-lurk-ing] The use <a class="zem_slink" title="Social network service" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_network_service">social networking sites</a> to stalk people of the opposite sex. Specifically, to find pictures of said person, find out who there friends are, and look for personal information about them.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recrap verb [ree krap] To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit. Refridgerator Blindness noun [ri-frij-uh-rey-ter blahynd-nis] Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males. Recessionitis noun [ri-sesh-uhn-y-tis] The new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=143&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Recrap</strong></span> verb [ree krap] To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.<br />
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Refridgerator</strong></span> Blindness noun [ri-frij-uh-rey-ter blahynd-nis] Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.<br />
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Recessionitis </span></strong>noun [ri-sesh-uhn-y-tis] The new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away. The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can’t afford it.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Recessionista</strong></span> noun [ri-sesh-uhn-is-tah] A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship. A recessionista can shop on a limited budget and still manage to be up to date on the most current fashions. A recessionista does not let a bad economy, inflation, or a strong recession damage his or her wardrobe and opts to search for sales and shop at thrifty discount stores instead.<br />
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Remote Dance</strong></span> verb [ree-mote dahns] The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control. All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.<br />
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Retail Therapy</strong></span> noun [ree-teyl ther-uh-pee] The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.<br />
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Retail Rape</strong></span> noun [ree-teyl reyp] The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.<br />
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Retro Slang</strong></span> noun [ret-roh <a class="zem_slink" title="Slang" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang">slang</a>] Outdated slang that has come back into use. Antonym of subslang. Also called retslang.<br />
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Robbing the Cradle</strong></span> idiom [rob-ing the kreyd-l] Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Rock Diet </strong></span>noun [dahy-it] Where a substantial amount of weight is lost due to the appetite being suppressed when smoking rock (methamphetamine).</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quater Life Crisis idiom [kwat-er lyf krahy-sis] Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you’re waiting for you’re life to begin. For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=139&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Quater Life Crisis</strong></span> idiom [kwat-er lyf krahy-sis] Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you’re waiting for you’re life to begin. For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be when you’re way of thinking is starting to change beyond that of a high school or college student. Most people realise they’ve reached this age if they talk to teens online and realise their way of thinking/talking/interacting etc is considerably diffrent and/or they’re starting to refer to teens as ‘kids’.<br />
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Quare</strong></span> adjective [kwaire] Irish meaning ‘very’ or ‘extremely’. A rural pronouniaction of the word Queer.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Queer Bait</strong></span> noun [kweer beyt]<br />
1. Any male who attracts a considerable amount of gay lust wittingly or unwittingly.<br />
2. The new boy on the cell block.<br />
3. An unsuspecting alterboy.<br />
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<span style="color:#ff0000;">Quiet Kid </span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">noun [kwahy-it kid] The kid in the back of the classroom who is rarely ever spoken too. This kid could be the smartest kid in the class, but every time he says anything, he isn’t listened to, and others around him steal his answers and yell them out. This is the kid who is not well known by most of the class. When students pass out papers, they say “who is (insert name of the quiet kid here)?” The only time people ever talk to the quiet kid are when they need something.</span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Queen Bee</strong></span> noun [Kween bee] A girl who, usually in a high school setting, is the “leader of the pack.” she doesn’t always have to be the prettiest, but she is extremely confident, and because she thinks she’s hot, others do too. she knows all of the “important” gossip, and people emulate her style. if the queen bee wears something new and different, others will wear it the next day. she always has the hottest boyfriend, and is at all the parties. everyone always talks behind her back about how much they hate her, even though everyone secretly wishes they were her friend.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poser noun [poh-sir] Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=132&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Poser</span></strong> noun [poh-sir] Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Professional Studen</span>t </strong>noun [pruh-fesh-uh-nl stood-nt] Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Pirate Bath</span></strong> idiom [pahy-ruht bat-h] The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is “pits and privates”</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Putting lipstick on a pig</span></strong> idiom [put-ing lip-stik on a pig] A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people. Car salesmen are generally good at “putting lipstick on a pig” because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Post-party depressio</span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">n</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"> noun [poh-st par-tee dih-presh-uhn] Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event. </span></p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Programmers tan</span></strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> </span>noun [proh-gram-ers tan] The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">People Voice</span></strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> </span>noun [pee-puhl vois] A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren’t their friends. This voice is automatically happy, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice. It is also often more high pitched. This is often the voice people use when answering a telephone or when working in retail. Similiar to the girlfriend voice.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Objectively Attractive idiom [uhb-jek-tiv-lee uh-trak-tiv] A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive. O Face noun [oh- feys] A term used in the movie Office Space to describe the face one makes when achieving orgasm. Off the hook adjective [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=117&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Objectively Attractive</strong></span> idiom [uhb-jek-tiv-lee uh-trak-tiv] A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>O Face</strong></span> noun [oh- feys] A term used in the movie Office Space to describe the face one makes when achieving orgasm.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Off the hook </span></strong>adjective [awf the hoo-k] Off the hook is actually a modernization of a series of <a class="zem_slink" title="Slang" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang">slang</a> words. Closely related to off the chain, there referring to something being so “fresh” and “new” that its literally right off the store shelf. (started in reference to clothes, the hangar being the hook</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Old School</strong></span> adjective [ohld skule] Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Onion Booty</strong></span> noun [uhn-yuhn boo-tee] A woman’s ass </span></p>
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<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">that looks so good it makes</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> you want to cry.</span></p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">OMFG</span></strong> abbreviation [o m f g] Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL <a class="zem_slink" title="Instant messaging" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_messaging">Instant Messenger</a>. Means “Oh my Fucking God.”</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Open Relationship</span></strong> noun [oh-puhn ri-ley-shuhn-ship] A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can’t exactly promise that they won’t see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Optimal Drunkenness</strong></span> noun [op-tuh-muhl druhng-nes] The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later. In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Oprahculture</strong></span> noun [oprah kuhl-cher] The formulated middle-class lifestyle promoted on talk shows such as Oprah. The culture of <a class="zem_slink" title="Reality television" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_television">reality television</a>, strip-mall franchises, book clubs, and (currently) scrap-booking. Mediocre and lacking any personal taste.</p>
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		<title>N is for&#8230;. noodlesnatcher dammit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nearsighted Date As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person. This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation. Nintendonitis [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=113&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Nearsighted Date</strong></span> As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.<br />
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.<br />
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Nintendonitis </span></strong>A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Noodlesnatcher</span></strong> One that steals information from someone else and tells people that the first person originally wanted to tell. Noodle being brain and snatcher being stealing.</span><br />
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">No Offence</span></strong> A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.<br />
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Nonversation</span></strong> A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossib</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Notice Me Email </span></strong>In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more “official” looking message.</p>
<p><strong>No Stalk</strong> Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on <a class="zem_slink" title="Facebook" rel="homepage" href="http://facebook.com">Facebook</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mascary noun [mass- skair-y] Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments. Metrosexual noun [met-roe-sek-shoo-uhl] A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality. Mow the Laundry idiom [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=108&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mascary</span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">noun [mass- skair-y] Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments.</span></p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Metrosexual</span></strong> noun [met-roe-sek-shoo-uhl] A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Mow the Laundr</span>y</strong> idiom [moe the lawn-dree] Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Muffin-Top</span> </strong>noun [muf-in top] A word used to describe the strange andbizarre waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fit-ting, low-rise/hip-hugger pants along with small-sized, navel exposing,mid-riff tops. Though, the effect is more extreme with heavier females,all females, with the exception of anorexic models, can fall victim to the muffin-top disaster. The reason for this, is that the design of low-rise/hip-hugger pants, originally popular during the late 60’s and early-to-mid 70’s, defies the natural shape and contours of the average females’body; forcing the skin and fat around her waist, back and upper buttocks to spill out over her pants and through her tiny crop-top, causing a muffin-top effect.</p>
<p><strong>Mullet</strong> noun [mul-it] A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Myspace Whore</span></strong> noun [my-speys hawr, hohr or, often, hoor] Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she’s at school. She’ll generally have over 1000 friends because she’ll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can’t see her face and she isn’t smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she’s begging for attention.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 19:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[﻿ Label Whore noun [ley-buhl hawr, hohr or,often, hoor] Someone who exclusively (or mostly) wears “name brand” or high fashion labels. They are know to wear only what’s in style right “now!”. They often purchase clothes solely based on labels and disregard personal style preference or common sense. Most label whore’s generally cannot actually afford the clothes they buy as so much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=99&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Label Whore</span></strong><em> noun</em> [ley-buhl hawr, hohr or,often, hoor] Someone who exclusively (or mostly) wears “name brand” or high fashion labels. They are know to wear only what’s in style right “now!”. They often purchase clothes solely based on labels and disregard personal style preference or common sense. Most label whore’s generally cannot actually afford the clothes they buy as so much of it goes out of style within months. They’re also known to “Shop &amp; Swap” (wear and return clothing after one use).</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">La La Land </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><em>verb</em></span></strong><em> </em>[lah lah land ] To be zoned out or spaced out. To be in a sort of semi-concious state until snapped out of it. Usually by a slap across the face or a hand waving around in front of your eyes.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">LAN Party </span></strong><em>noun</em> [lan par-tee] A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with each other. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Last Texter</span></strong> <em>noun</em> [lahst tekst-er ]That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Laundry Limbo</span></strong> <em>noun</em> [lawn-dree lim-boe] Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don’t feel like putting it away.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Lego Hair</span></strong> <em>noun </em>[leg-oh hey-r]Hair that is so constricted by hair spray that wind and any other movement does not effect the shape; can be easily removed and swapped with other lego hair toting females who tend tobe either scene or emo.</span></p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Lipstick Lesbian</span></strong> <em>noun</em> [lip-stik lez-bee-uhn] A feminine lesbian. It can be used inter-changeably with femme to indicate a feminine lesbian, but strictly speaking, a femme is usually attracted to masculine, or butch,lesbians and a lipstick lesbian is attracted toother feminine lesbians. Often thought of as demure, submissive creatures, many, if notall femmes and lipstick lesbians are quite strong, independant women.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Loading the Dishwasher</strong></span> <em>idiom</em> [lohd-ing the disch wasch-er] Getting your wife drunk.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Locavore</strong></span> <em>noun</em> [loke-a-vawr]Someone who eats food grown or produced locally or within a certain radius such as 50, 100, or 150 miles usually for ecological reasons.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kankles A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle. Kitchenheimer’s When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=87&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Kankles</strong></span> A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kitchenheimer’s </span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.</span><br />
<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><br />
Knacker</strong></span> A knacker is your general scumbag from <a class="zem_slink" title="Ireland" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.0,-7.0&amp;spn=10.0,10.0&amp;q=53.0,-7.0%20%28Ireland%29&amp;t=h">Ireland</a>. Males wear caps balanced at an upright angle on their head, at least 5 gold rings and sovereigns on each hand, large gold chains around their necks, matching tracksuits or shirt under Satellite Sports stripey jumper. Adidas, puma, nike or burberry clothing essential to fit crowd. Females wear: Maternity clothes, knacker hoops (large earings that reach from earlobe to shoulder) Prams, belly tops and tracksuits with their knackery fat hanging off the side.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Knicker Sniffer</strong></span> A sexually frustrated inadequate male, normally with no girlfriend, who sniffs womens dirty underwear for sexual thrills.<br />
<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Kobe Special </span></strong>Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems. Named after the <a class="zem_slink" title="Kobe Bryant" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1101483/">Kobe Bryant</a> episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.<br />
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Kodak Courage</span></strong> An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one’s usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).</p>
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		<title>J is for&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 13:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jailbait An underage girl. From the punishment for statutory rape (i.e., consensual sex with a minor or mental defective being considered technically illegal if not in poor taste) being a felony charge that carries prison time. Japanophile One who is terribly obssessed with Japan, and anything Japanese. He/she may even get sexual stimulation from anything [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=81&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Jailbait</strong></span> An underage girl. From the punishment for statutory<br />
rape (i.e., consensual sex with a minor or mental defective being<br />
considered technically illegal if not in poor taste) being a<br />
felony charge that carries prison time.</p>
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<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Japanophile</strong></span> One who is terribly obssessed with <a class="zem_slink" title="Japan" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=35.6833333333,139.766666667&amp;spn=10.0,10.0&amp;q=35.6833333333,139.766666667%20%28Japan%29&amp;t=h">Japan</a>, and anything Japanese. He/she may even get sexual stimulation from anything<br />
remotely related to Japan, or Japanese culture</span>.</p>
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Jerk</strong></span> A mean/heartless person. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn’t dig deeper and didn’t try to see through the<br />
jerk’s crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what’s right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look “macho”, who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><br />
Junk in the Trunk </strong></span>To have an excessivly large booty, not necessarily<br />
a ghetto booty, just a large ass.</p>
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Just Friends</strong></span> Situation when a female doesn’t want to pursue a<br />
relationship with a male because he is too nice to her.ish<br />
Jesus Fish people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity<br />
on their cars than actually live the christian life.<br />
Usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in<br />
traffic.<br />
<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Jingle Bowels</strong></span> Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday<br />
overindulgence.</p>
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Job Zombie</span></strong> When you reach the point where you realize it’s the<br />
same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after<br />
week, month after month, year after&#8230;<br />
<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Joe Cool</strong></span> Any Guy that can stay clam under extreme pressure.<br />
<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Jorts</span></strong> Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are<br />
perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like.<br />
If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine redmond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This whole web 2.0 business is about sharing isn&#8217;t it? And I don&#8217;t just want to bombard you with images&#8230;I want you to bombard me right back! As you can see, I have an alphabetical flow going on here and I don&#8217;t want to to be hoggin&#8217; this all to myself. I want to recieve [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=76&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This whole web 2.0 business is about sharing isn&#8217;t it? And I don&#8217;t just want to bombard you with images&#8230;I want you to bombard me right back! As you can see, I have an alphabetical flow going on here and I don&#8217;t want to to be hoggin&#8217; this all to myself. I want to recieve other images and other words from anyone else out there who&#8217;s interested.</p>
<p>SEND ME YOUR WORDS.</p>
<p>SEND ME YOUR IMAGES.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:line-through;">SEND ME YOUR SOULS.</span></p>
<p>Content submitted will be posted on my blog, on my website and may even feature in my upcoming exhibition in The <a class="zem_slink" title="National Photographic Archive" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.345279,-6.265375&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=53.345279,-6.265375%20%28National%20Photographic%20Archive%29&amp;t=h">National Photographic Archive</a>, House Sq, <a class="zem_slink" title="Temple Bar, Dublin" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.3455555556,-6.26277777778&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=53.3455555556,-6.26277777778%20%28Temple%20Bar%2C%20Dublin%29&amp;t=h">Temple Bar, Dublin</a> 1 (8th &#8211; 20th June 2010).</p>
<p>Post your stuff in the comments section or drop me a mail at red.photos@hotmail.com</p>
<p>I look forward to seeing what you can do!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 18:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d Hit That A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself. I’ll Pencil You In When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don’t want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=69&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>I’d Hit That</strong></span> A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.<br />
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I’ll Pencil You In</strong></span> When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don’t want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along &#8212; you can erase it.<br />
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I’m Down</span></strong> Short for “I’m down with that”, meaning, “I am in agreeance with the current topic of discussion.”<br />
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Immaculate Congestion</span></strong> When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along &#8212; and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Inbox Rot</strong></span> To neither accept, nor decline a friend request from someone on <a class="zem_slink" title="Facebook" rel="homepage" href="http://facebook.com">Facebook</a> or <a class="zem_slink" title="MySpace" rel="homepage" href="http://myspace.com">Myspace</a>. Used in situations when you don’t want to accept someone’s friend request, but you also don’t want to be rude by declining them.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>IPhone Porn</strong></span> IPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a <a class="zem_slink" title="YouTube" rel="homepage" href="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a> fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.<br />
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I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers</strong></span> A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed. The British version “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting”, while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.<br />
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<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>It’s All Dough Meaning</strong></span> it’s all good. Dough is money and money is happiness.</span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Intellectual Masturbation</strong></span> Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy</p>
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		<dc:creator>christine redmond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Half Your Age Plus Seven The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Homing from Work A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=64&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Half Your Age Plus Seven</span></strong> The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.<br />
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Homing from Work</span></strong> A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Holla Back Girl</span></strong> A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to ‘holla back’ at them.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Hotness Hypnosis</span></strong> When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Hobosexual</strong></span> Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one’s own appearance.<br />
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Hood <a class="zem_slink" title="2000–2009 in fashion" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000%E2%80%932009_in_fashion">Scene Kid</a></span></strong> A hood scene kid is a person who dresses scene. But, they are tough and can fight. Also, they have a tendency to talk in ghetto <a class="zem_slink" title="Slang" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang">slang</a>. Such as, ‘yo, can i get a bogey?’ They also have a tendency to get in trouble a lot.<br />
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</span><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Hump Day</span> </strong>Wednesday, or the hump of the week<br />
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day. Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gangsta A sociopathic member of the inner-city underclass, known primarily for being antisocial and uneducated. Also known for ready access to illegal drugs and weapons, and staggeringly poor marksmanship. Gin Soaked A woman who drinks far too much gin&#8230;.usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=60&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Gangsta</strong></span> A sociopathic member of the inner-city underclass, known primarily for being antisocial and uneducated. Also known for ready access to illegal drugs and weapons, and staggeringly poor marksmanship.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Gin Soaked</span></strong> A woman who drinks far too much gin&#8230;.usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked in gin. Also used as a general term for a drunk emotional woman, regardless of the intoxicating liqour of choice.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><br />
Girlfriend Voice</strong></span> The change in pitch or tone of a man’s voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words. This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Girl Crush</strong></span> Feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Gobshite</strong></span> A word of irish origin, meaning a person who blabbers on about incredibly senseless things.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Golddigger</strong></span> A woman who manipulates men to benifit from their labor, skills, or money without compensation. Often highly narcistic exhibiting little compassion and thankfulness.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Go Primative</span></strong> Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook Foreplay Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium. Fag Hag A female whose primary relationship is a non-sexually oriented one with a homosexual man. Concept popularized by TV sitcom “Will &#38; Grace”. Stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=53&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Facebook Foreplay</span><br />
Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Fag Hag</span><br />
A female whose primary relationship is a non-sexually oriented one with a homosexual man. Concept popularized by TV sitcom “Will &amp; Grace”. Stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office boys, and gossip.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Fakebook</span><br />
Creating a profile that is not you, with a fake name and details, possibly for the reason to spy on someone you don’t want to know is you</p>
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Fan Girl</span><br />
A sub-category of poser.<br />
A very shallow female who is only a fan of someone or something (an actor/band/athlete) because she wants to stare at cute guys and she dreams about having sex with them.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Fo Shizzle</span><br />
A bastardized term that is by most of the population thought to mean “for sure” or any number of agreements. The true meaning, however, is “I concur with you whole heartedly my fellow African brother.”</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Fun Bags</span><br />
Also known as breasts, (milk)jugs, hooters, melons, tits, bazookas, boulders, boobs, rack, titties, yams, knockers, tig ol’ bitties, bust, mammilla, bosom, hangers, mounds, chest, (dirty)pillows, tata(s), udders, chi chis, nuggs, hills, cones, gonzagas, (sag)bags, misquito bites, lumps, humps, speed bumps, mountains, ant bites, honkers, peaks, nips, rascals, money makers, (sweater/ shirt)puppies, head cushions, norgs, grips, jigglies, bouncin’ betties, knobs, chesticles, headlights , diddies, baby feeders, jumblies, the twins, coconuts, fatties, floppers, helicopters, beaver tails, and more.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Economic Vegetarian Only eating Vegatables because you can’t afford to buy meat. Emo Kid One who rejects “pop culture” and joins the counter-culture realm. Usually has ideas contrary to popular opinion and seeks to gain a better understanding of life through artistic venues. May appear depressed, have black or red hair, and dress in a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=47&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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Only eating Vegatables because you can’t afford to buy meat.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Emo Kid</span><br />
One who rejects “pop culture” and joins the counter-culture realm. Usually has ideas contrary to popular opinion and seeks to gain a better understanding of life through artistic venues. May appear depressed, have black or red hair, and dress in a way that is contrary to what is popular. Thrift stores, art, coffee shops, underground music, and poetry are usually of great interest. Contrary to popular opinion, though an emo kid may seem depressed, within their own group there is an element of deep understanding and friendship. Emo kids see the world as beautiful, but its inhabitants as lost and depressing.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">E-depression</span><br />
Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they’re ‘depressed’ and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms. If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn’t be on the internet talking to others about it. Usually coupled with poetry that’s utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.<br />
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Expiration Chug</span><br />
When someone consumes a product very quickly on the day of the expiration date, to a point where they feel ill but cannot bear to waste it.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Exhole</span><br />
Your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can’t stand.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Execubabble</span><br />
Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diabetic Disaster A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year. Desk Rage The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=42&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Desk Rage</span></p>
<p>The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Dinner Whore</span><br />
A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Drunk Catcher</span><br />
A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails. A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves. Very common in rural areas. Common drunk catcher areas include: sharp curves, dead ends and stop signs.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Douche Bag</span><br />
The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Camel Toe A vaginal wedgie(“vedgie”), most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vaginia making a shape that clearly resembles a camel’s toe Caps Lock Voice When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=38&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">A vaginal wedgie(“vedgie”), most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vaginia making a shape that clearly resembles a camel’s toe</span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.</span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Cam Whore</span></span></span></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">One that posts endless pictures of themselves on the internet for people to see. The most severe cases keep posting new pictures just like the ones they posted the day before, and the day before that, and so on. </span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have them.</span></span></span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bromance The intense love shared between heterosexual males. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye. This bond is normally only shared between two males that have a deeper understanding of each other, in a way no woman could ever realise. Business Shower An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=definemeplease.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13137101&amp;post=34&amp;subd=definemeplease&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Bromance</span></span></span></strong></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">The intense love shared between heterosexual males. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye. This bond is normally only shared between two males that have a deeper understanding of each other, in a way no wo<span style="text-decoration:underline;">man could ever realise.</span></span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Business Shower</span></span></span></span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;"></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.</span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Break your crayons</span></span></span></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature &#8211; like some did in kindergarden.</span></span></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Similar but to “bust your chops”, “break your balls”, etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.</span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Booty Text</span></span></span></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">A late night summon via text messages instead of calling, in order to engage in sexual activities. Most commonly used when you are very horny and in a situation where you can not use your cell phone to make a call. Can also be used when you know the other person is busy and unable to pick up the phone thus sending them a sms.</span></span></span></p>
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<p lang="en-US"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Boyfriend Drop</span></span></span></span></p>
<p lang="en-US"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Batik Regular;"><span style="font-size:x-small;"><span style="color:#000000;">Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested</span></span></span></span></p>
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