christine redmondTable Banking verb [tey-buhl bangk-ing] While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else’s cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server. Tattoo Remorse noun [tat-too ri-mawrs] Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or [...]
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Scene adjective [seen] The term “Scene” usually deals with Hardcore/Fashioncore kids. Guys and Girls who are usually (almost ALWAYS) Egotistic, Self-Centered, Narcissistic. Loves taking pictures of themselves. The pictures usually consist of the scene he/she throwing a peace sign and making a sassy facial expression. The scene he/she with big glasses. The scene he/she with [...]
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Recrap verb [ree krap] To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit. Refridgerator Blindness noun [ri-frij-uh-rey-ter blahynd-nis] Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males. Recessionitis noun [ri-sesh-uhn-y-tis] The new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to [...]
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Quater Life Crisis idiom [kwat-er lyf krahy-sis] Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you’re waiting for you’re life to begin. For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be [...]
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Poser noun [poh-sir] Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the [...]
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Mascary noun [mass- skair-y] Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments. Metrosexual noun [met-roe-sek-shoo-uhl] A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality. Mow the Laundry idiom [...]
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Label Whore noun [ley-buhl hawr, hohr or,often, hoor] Someone who exclusively (or mostly) wears “name brand” or high fashion labels. They are know to wear only what’s in style right “now!”. They often purchase clothes solely based on labels and disregard personal style preference or common sense. Most label whore’s generally cannot actually afford the clothes they buy as so much [...]
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Kankles A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle. Kitchenheimer’s When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember [...]
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I’d Hit That A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself. I’ll Pencil You In When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don’t want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that [...]
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Half Your Age Plus Seven The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Homing from Work A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a [...]
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Gangsta A sociopathic member of the inner-city underclass, known primarily for being antisocial and uneducated. Also known for ready access to illegal drugs and weapons, and staggeringly poor marksmanship. Gin Soaked A woman who drinks far too much gin….usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked [...]
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Facebook Foreplay Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium. Fag Hag A female whose primary relationship is a non-sexually oriented one with a homosexual man. Concept popularized by TV sitcom “Will & Grace”. Stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office [...]
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Economic Vegetarian Only eating Vegatables because you can’t afford to buy meat. Emo Kid One who rejects “pop culture” and joins the counter-culture realm. Usually has ideas contrary to popular opinion and seeks to gain a better understanding of life through artistic venues. May appear depressed, have black or red hair, and dress in a [...]
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Diabetic Disaster A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year. Desk Rage The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing [...]
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Camel Toe A vaginal wedgie(“vedgie”), most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vaginia making a shape that clearly resembles a camel’s toe Caps Lock Voice When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the [...]
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Bromance The intense love shared between heterosexual males. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye. This bond is normally only shared between two males that have a deeper understanding of each other, in a way no woman could ever realise. Business Shower An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely [...]
