T is for….

Table Banking verb [tey-buhl bangk-ing] While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else’s cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Tattoo Remorse noun [tat-too ri-mawrs] Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

Tattoo Remorse

Text Killer noun [tekst-kil-er] Phrases and words such as “lol yeah” and “haha ok” that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

Textrovert noun [tekst-roh-vert hahy] Someone who is extroverted in texts,emails,and instant messages,but shy in person.

Tired High adjective [tahyuhrd] When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn’t.

Tramp Stamp noun [tramp stamp] A derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70’s, 80‘s, and even early 90’s. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms.

Typeractive adjective [tahy-per-ak-tiv] Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.

Toastle MacRoastled adjective [tohst-l-mac-rohstl-id] To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term “high.”

Traffic Tourattes noun [traf-ik tou·rette] The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space.

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