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Objectively Attractive idiom [uhb-jek-tiv-lee uh-trak-tiv] A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

O Face noun [oh- feys] A term used in the movie Office Space to describe the face one makes when achieving orgasm.

Off the hook adjective [awf the hoo-k] Off the hook is actually a modernization of a series of slang words. Closely related to off the chain, there referring to something being so “fresh” and “new” that its literally right off the store shelf. (started in reference to clothes, the hangar being the hook

Old School adjective [ohld skule] Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Onion Booty noun [uhn-yuhn boo-tee] A woman’s ass

Onion Booty

that looks so good it makes you want to cry.

OMFG abbreviation [o m f g] Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means “Oh my Fucking God.”

Open Relationship noun [oh-puhn ri-ley-shuhn-ship] A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can’t exactly promise that they won’t see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.

Optimal Drunkenness noun [op-tuh-muhl druhng-nes] The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later. In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

Oprahculture noun [oprah kuhl-cher] The formulated middle-class lifestyle promoted on talk shows such as Oprah. The culture of reality television, strip-mall franchises, book clubs, and (currently) scrap-booking. Mediocre and lacking any personal taste.

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