N is for…. noodlesnatcher dammit

Nearsighted Date As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

Nintendonitis A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

Noodlesnatcher One that steals information from someone else and tells people that the first person originally wanted to tell. Noodle being brain and snatcher being stealing.

noodlesnatcher

No Offence A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

Nonversation A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossib

Notice Me Email In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more “official” looking message.

No Stalk Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

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