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Mascary noun [mass- skair-y] Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments.
Mascary
Metrosexual noun [met-roe-sek-shoo-uhl] A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.
Mow the Laundry idiom [moe the lawn-dree] Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.
Muffin-Top noun [muf-in top] A word used to describe the strange andbizarre waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fit-ting, low-rise/hip-hugger pants along with small-sized, navel exposing,mid-riff tops. Though, the effect is more extreme with heavier females,all females, with the exception of anorexic models, can fall victim to the muffin-top disaster. The reason for this, is that the design of low-rise/hip-hugger pants, originally popular during the late 60’s and early-to-mid 70’s, defies the natural shape and contours of the average females’body; forcing the skin and fat around her waist, back and upper buttocks to spill out over her pants and through her tiny crop-top, causing a muffin-top effect.
Mullet noun [mul-it] A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck
Myspace Whore noun [my-speys hawr, hohr or, often, hoor] Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she’s at school. She’ll generally have over 1000 friends because she’ll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can’t see her face and she isn’t smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she’s begging for attention.
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