K is for…

Kankles A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle.

Kitchenheimers

Kitchenheimer’s When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

Knacker A knacker is your general scumbag from Ireland. Males wear caps balanced at an upright angle on their head, at least 5 gold rings and sovereigns on each hand, large gold chains around their necks, matching tracksuits or shirt under Satellite Sports stripey jumper. Adidas, puma, nike or burberry clothing essential to fit crowd. Females wear: Maternity clothes, knacker hoops (large earings that reach from earlobe to shoulder) Prams, belly tops and tracksuits with their knackery fat hanging off the side.

Knicker Sniffer A sexually frustrated inadequate male, normally with no girlfriend, who sniffs womens dirty underwear for sexual thrills.
Kobe Special Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems. Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.

Kodak Courage An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one’s usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

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