christine redmondScene adjective [seen] The term “Scene” usually deals with Hardcore/Fashioncore kids. Guys and Girls who are usually (almost ALWAYS) Egotistic, Self-Centered, Narcissistic. Loves taking pictures of themselves. The pictures usually consist of the scene he/she throwing a peace sign and making a sassy facial expression. The scene he/she with big glasses. The scene he/she with [...]
R is for….Recessionista
Recrap verb [ree krap] To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit. Refridgerator Blindness noun [ri-frij-uh-rey-ter blahynd-nis] Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males. Recessionitis noun [ri-sesh-uhn-y-tis] The new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to [...]
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Quater Life Crisis idiom [kwat-er lyf krahy-sis] Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you’re waiting for you’re life to begin. For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be [...]
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Poser noun [poh-sir] Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the [...]
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Mascary noun [mass- skair-y] Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments. Metrosexual noun [met-roe-sek-shoo-uhl] A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality. Mow the Laundry idiom [...]
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Label Whore noun [ley-buhl hawr, hohr or,often, hoor] Someone who exclusively (or mostly) wears “name brand” or high fashion labels. They are know to wear only what’s in style right “now!”. They often purchase clothes solely based on labels and disregard personal style preference or common sense. Most label whore’s generally cannot actually afford the clothes they buy as so much [...]
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Kankles A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle. Kitchenheimer’s When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember [...]
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I’d Hit That A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself. I’ll Pencil You In When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don’t want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that [...]
